Born in the GLAMOROUS USA!

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce, via pizza)

If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.

—Frank Zappa (via observando)

(via california-luxe)